Adventurer Nightmare

Thursday, 16 December 2010 14:23 Editor

You couldn't ask for more ....

An English adventurer needed one African guide who could speak English for the adventurous journey. He decided to spend one week teaching English to one native and he had the following results:

E = Englishman N = Native

E : Are we going now?
N : Wait small time.

E : How far is the jungle?
N : Small distance.

E : How much does it cost?
N : Small money.

E : How much water left?
N : Small water.

E : How many people in the village?
N : Small people.